One more line and we have to think of a song...

There was a young lady called Jodie,
Who was so uncommonly a roadie,
And when she delivered,
a snake that had slithered,
She crashed and killed a small toadie!

There was a young lad called Chris,
A metal concert he sure didn't miss,
His hair whipped around
as the barracade broke down,
And in public he didn't care to pis!

There was a young lady called Pam,
Who knew that everything was a sham,
she never agreed,
or agreed to disagree,
But the one thing she loved was her ham!

There was a young boy called Phil,
Who refused to take a headache pill,
when his head thumped down,
he took a trip around town,
but always came back with nil.

There was an old daddy called Bruce,
who thought he was great and spruce!
He lived in a factory,
It was dirty but miraculously.. fit!
and all he wants is a moose!